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You Are Henceforth Under Conservatorship Because You Are Not Doing Better in Life Than Britney Freaking Spears

My Typical Day on Unemployment

Our Distraction-Free Writing Device Will Revolutionize Your Work Process

People Who Accomplished Incredible Things at a Young Age, Taken Down a Peg

Beaver of Fine Arts: The Gallery Is Re-Opening, and Why You Shouldn’t Miss It

I Am Poseidon, God of the Sea, Reminding You That Every Body Is a Beach Body (But Specifically Virgins Undefiled by the Lusts of Mortal Men)

I Did Nothing But Smoke Weed for Six Months, and Now I’m an Olympic Athlete

Fireworks for People Who Don’t Like Fireworks

Are You a Participant in a Child’s Made-Up Game or Josef K. from Kafka’s The Trial?

Yes, Bill Cosby Was Released from Prison, But We Still Need to Make Sure Cancel Culture Doesn’t Go Too Far

FAQ: Canada

We Apologize for Getting Married in the Gingerbread House from “Hansel and Gretel”