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June 17, 2021Son, I Just Called to Tell You How Much I Love Field of Dreams
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June 17, 2021What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today
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June 17, 2021Why I’m Selling My Catalog of Dad Jokes
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June 16, 2021Six Weeks Is Enough Time for a Woman to Realize She’s Pregnant Because That’s How Long It Takes Jesus to Send Doves to Sing “Life is a Highway” Into Her Ear
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June 16, 2021Short Conversations with Poets: Katie Peterson
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June 16, 2021James Joyce’s The Hobbit
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June 16, 2021How I Saved Enough to Buy a House with My Parents’ Money
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June 15, 2021I Forced a Bot to Read 1,000 Emails, Press Releases, and Social Media Posts from Republican Leaders and Then Asked It to Create Its Own Message
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June 15, 2021An Open Letter to My Child’s Overnight Camp About the Things I Didn’t Have Room to Include in the “Anything Else We Should Know About Your Child?” Section of the Registration Form
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June 15, 2021We Are Not a Pet Store — We Are Bedrock’s Premier Appliance Retailer
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June 14, 2021My Landlord Totoro
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June 14, 2021Cancel Culture: A Glossary