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October 6, 2020For the Voter Who Wants a Green New Deal
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October 6, 2020How to Ensure Your Mail-In Ballot Gets Counted
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October 5, 2020Just Because I Was Mauled by Velociraptors Doesn’t Mean I Haven’t Done an Excellent Job Handling the Velociraptor Attacks
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October 5, 2020Media Report On Donald Trump’s Health or Media Report On Kim Jong-un’s Health?
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October 5, 2020For the Voter Who Just Wants to Be Clear
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October 5, 2020Rebels, Please Join Me in Wishing Emperor Palpatine Well
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October 2, 2020Trump’s Doctor Writes an Excused Absence Note to the Federal Election Commission
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October 2, 2020I’m You In An Alternative 2020 and Even Though There’s No Pandemic, You’re Still Depressed, Plus There’s This Huge Komodo Dragon Problem
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October 2, 2020For the Voter Who is Afraid Their Vote Won’t Matter
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October 2, 2020Law & Order: Decentralized Militia Unit
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October 1, 2020For the Voter Who Needs an Abortion
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October 1, 2020The People Have Questions About Voting, Democracy, Laws, Treason, and Civil War. Stand By