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Archive
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September 5, 2019Famous Opening Lines Rewritten for Back-to-School Time
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September 5, 2019My Signed Comedy LPs: One Comedy Nerd’s Obsessive Journey: Bob Newhart
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September 4, 2019I’m the Kind of Person Who Knows When to Pick Her Battles
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September 4, 2019Tribute Bands for Conspiracy Theorists
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September 4, 2019An Open Letter to Great Britain About How Brexit Is Killing My Boaty McBoatface Buzz
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September 4, 2019Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Alissa Musto, Former Miss Massachusetts
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September 3, 2019I Believe That Marriage Should Be Between a Man, a Woman, and His Mentally Ill Wife Who Lives In the Attic
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September 3, 2019Household Preparation for Empty Nesters Ready to Engage In Nonstop Sex
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September 3, 2019I Am Amazon Cog #257 and I Love My Job Here at Amazon.com
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August 30, 2019An Open Letter to People Who Say “Summer’s Not Over Yet!”
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August 30, 2019More Honest Latin Mottoes For Your Overrated University
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August 30, 2019So You’re 35 and All Your Friends Have Already Shed Their Human Skins