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Archive
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June 11, 2020Glengarry Glen Ross: Working From Home Edition
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June 10, 2020A Statement About Black Lives Matter from the International Toothpick Company
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June 10, 2020The Mating Game
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June 10, 2020There Are Some Emergencies Where Plans Are Already Written. Then, There Are Global Pandemics
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June 10, 2020An Open Letter to the Expression “I Can’t Even”
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June 9, 2020Billy Joel’s “Scenes From an Italian Restaurant That Closed Due to Coronavirus”
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June 9, 2020Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, As Demonstrated By Assembling a Portable Basketball Hoop In the Driveway With My Husband
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June 9, 2020He Was a Nurse, Like Me
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June 9, 2020Damn, Brian Got Hot Over Quarantine
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June 9, 2020Beaver of Fine Arts: I’d Rather Keep My Distance
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June 8, 2020We Can’t Arrest Police Who Break the Law or There Won’t Be Enough Jail Cells for People Who Don’t Want Police to Break the Law
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June 8, 2020Quarantine Developmental Milestones