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The Only Possible Poems

Translation of a Seemingly Pleasant Conversation Between My Two Aunts At Christmas

Beaver of Fine Arts: Cuffing Season

I Hope You Enjoy Your Airbnb Stay At My Home, a Place I Have Never Resided Nor Visited

How I Describe Progressive Issues I Support When Visiting My Republican Family for the Holidays

The Book of Job, As Told By Wile E. Coyote

I Am Sad to Report There Are No More Hot and Horny Singles In Your Area

I Was Recently Hired to Analyze Diversity At a Business. Here Are the Names of People I Have Met So Far

Choose Your Own Adventure: Presidential Rally Speech Edition

I Am the Final Question On Your Calculus Exam

The Art of War, For Toddlers

I, Joe Biden, Don’t Support Medicare for All Because My Health Care Plan Is to Restart the Opium Wars