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January 7, 2005

“Before-and-After” Puzzles Deemed Unsuitable for Use by the Producers of Wheel of Fortune

by Steve Krodman

Nuclear Winter Wonderland

Olympic Village Idiot

Banana Nut Sack

Plumber’s Crack Whore

Vanna White Supremacist

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