Characters Available for Singing Telegrams from Babaloons, a Northern California Company, with Prices

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Humpy Bogart: $179
Drag Santa: $199
Mac-the-shark: $179
Batish Man: NA
Gorilla in a Tutu: $149 [According to the Babaloons web site, Gorilla in a Tutu is the most popular performer. Complimentary bananas with every performance.]
Bette Medler: NA
Lmo (Red Monster): $149
Supraman: $169
Nerdman/GeekGirl: $149
Chunky Cheeseburger: $149
Dame Edna: $199
HouseWife from Hell: NA
Blue Dog: $149
Darth Nader/Maul: NA

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