Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Articles by
David Roth
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March 11, 2002List: Synopses of “Sports Stories for Young Readers” Found in the 1964 edition of Catcher with a Glass Arm, Plus Three I Invented
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February 18, 2002List: Characters Available for Singing Telegrams from Babaloons, a Northern California Company, with Prices
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December 27, 2000List: Concluding Sentences from YM Magazine’s “Say Anything” Column, a Collection of Embarrassing Experiences Submitted by YM Readers
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding
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December 8, 2015List: Woman Facts
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe
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March 21, 2019List: A Short Description of Cultural Appropriation for Non-Believers, Part II