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March 11, 2002

List: Synopses of “Sports Stories for Young Readers” Found in the 1964 edition of Catcher with a Glass Arm, Plus Three I Invented

by David Roth
February 18, 2002

List: Characters Available for Singing Telegrams from Babaloons, a Northern California Company, with Prices

by David Roth
December 27, 2000

List: Concluding Sentences from YM Magazine’s “Say Anything” Column, a Collection of Embarrassing Experiences Submitted by YM Readers

by David Roth

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July 22, 2016

List: Who Said It? Donald Trump or Regina George?

by Amber Karlins
October 1, 2019

Professor Minerva McGonagall’s Letter to the Tenure Committee

by Alyse Knorr
September 23, 2019

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
October 4, 2019

Goodnight Boobs: An Ode to the End of Nursing

by Johanna Gohmann

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