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March 11, 2002

Synopses of “Sports Stories for Young Readers” Found in the 1964 edition of Catcher with a Glass Arm, Plus Three I Invented

by David Roth
February 18, 2002

Characters Available for Singing Telegrams from Babaloons, a Northern California Company, with Prices

by David Roth
December 27, 2000

Concluding Sentences from YM Magazine’s “Say Anything” Column, a Collection of Embarrassing Experiences Submitted by YM Readers

by David Roth

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November 24, 2020

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 1,004

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
August 24, 2020

Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine

by Jennie Egerdie
November 18, 2020

The Trump Aristocrats 2020

by Devorah Blachor
November 12, 2020

Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll

by Molly Cahen

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