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March 11, 2002

List: Synopses of “Sports Stories for Young Readers” Found in the 1964 edition of Catcher with a Glass Arm, Plus Three I Invented

DAVID ROTH
February 18, 2002

List: Characters Available for Singing Telegrams from Babaloons, a Northern California Company, with Prices

DAVID ROTH
December 27, 2000

List: Concluding Sentences from YM Magazine’s “Say Anything” Column, a Collection of Embarrassing Experiences Submitted by YM Readers

DAVID ROTH

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August 2, 2018

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Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids

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June 29, 2018

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