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March 11, 2002

List: Synopses of “Sports Stories for Young Readers” Found in the 1964 edition of Catcher with a Glass Arm, Plus Three I Invented

by David Roth
February 18, 2002

List: Characters Available for Singing Telegrams from Babaloons, a Northern California Company, with Prices

by David Roth
December 27, 2000

List: Concluding Sentences from YM Magazine’s “Say Anything” Column, a Collection of Embarrassing Experiences Submitted by YM Readers

by David Roth

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