“The rest of the night I was called the ‘frantic farter.’”

“Sure, he was worried that I was hurt, but he and my dad couldn’t stop cracking up.”

“Now I’m known as the chestfully clean girl.”

“To top it all off, the fart stained my white shorts and everybody called me Little Miss Doodie.”

“Scott looked down and realized I had left a huge drool spot on his tux.”

“Now my new nickname is Limo Lips.”

“None of my friends talked to me for the rest of the night.”

“My classmates’ nickname for me has been Snaggle Tooth Sneezer ever since.”

And I had gotten my period unexpectedly, so everyone could see my bloody underwear!”