Scarlett Fever
Musket
Stonewaller
Grapeshot
Dread Scott
Doc Gangrene
Abolitionist
Ulysses S. Destructo
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Scarlett Fever
Musket
Stonewaller
Grapeshot
Dread Scott
Doc Gangrene
Abolitionist
Ulysses S. Destructo