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All posts tagged
toys
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June 27, 2024Mantras for the Eight-Year-Old Boy Who Is About to Walk into Target
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July 27, 2023We Promise Our STEM Toys Will Never Teach Your Child the Humanities
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July 21, 2023“Barbie Girl” by Ernest Hemingway
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February 14, 2023Romantic Pairings I Created for My Childhood Toys
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August 24, 2022Health Inspector’s Notes from the Fisher-Price Kitchen in Miss Carol’s Preschool Classroom
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April 28, 2022Fisher-Price Recalls the Deluxe Kick ’n Play Piano Gym for Having Too Many Bops
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March 18, 2022I Insisted on a Strict Policy of Only Educational Toys for My Baby, and Now She Is Too Smart and I Am Terrified of Her
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June 2, 2021Best STEM Toys For One-Year-Olds, Also, Calm Down
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March 9, 2021I’m Your Child’s New Interlocking Block System and I’m Incompatible With Every Other Block They Own
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December 9, 2020The 100-Percent True History of Santa and Jesus, Probably
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian