McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.
All posts tagged
toys
-
June 2, 2021Best STEM Toys For One-Year-Olds, Also, Calm Down
-
March 9, 2021I’m Your Child’s New Interlocking Block System and I’m Incompatible With Every Other Block They Own
-
December 9, 2020The 100% True History of Santa and Jesus, Probably
-
December 18, 2019I Am Your Big Mouth Billy Bass, and I Only Sing Schubert’s “Erlkönig” Now
-
December 11, 2018An Open Letter to Gift-Givers of Noise-Making Toys
-
December 19, 2017This Year’s Must-Have Toy: Console-Me-Because-2017-is-Hell Elmo!
-
June 5, 2017How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Fidget Spinner
-
February 4, 2016Nerf Guns for Writers
-
February 7, 2014Another Day in Bricksburg
-
January 17, 2013The Right Time