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toys
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April 28, 2022Fisher-Price Recalls the Deluxe Kick ’n Play Piano Gym for Having Too Many Bops
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March 18, 2022I Insisted on a Strict Policy of Only Educational Toys for My Baby, and Now She Is Too Smart and I Am Terrified of Her
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June 2, 2021Best STEM Toys For One-Year-Olds, Also, Calm Down
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March 9, 2021I’m Your Child’s New Interlocking Block System and I’m Incompatible With Every Other Block They Own
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December 9, 2020The 100% True History of Santa and Jesus, Probably
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December 18, 2019I Am Your Big Mouth Billy Bass, and I Only Sing Schubert’s “Erlkönig” Now
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December 11, 2018An Open Letter to Gift-Givers of Noise-Making Toys
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December 19, 2017This Year’s Must-Have Toy: Console-Me-Because-2017-is-Hell Elmo!
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June 5, 2017How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Fidget Spinner
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February 4, 2016Nerf Guns for Writers
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June 28, 2022We Are an Anti-Abortion Couple, and Don’t Worry, We Will Adopt Your Baby
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June 17, 2021What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today
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June 14, 2022My Favorite Controlled Substance Is Daycare
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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