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All posts tagged
toys
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December 9, 2020The 100% True History of Santa and Jesus, Probably
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December 18, 2019I Am Your Big Mouth Billy Bass, and I Only Sing Schubert’s “Erlkönig” Now
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December 11, 2018An Open Letter to Gift-Givers of Noise-Making Toys
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December 19, 2017This Year’s Must-Have Toy: Console-Me-Because-2017-is-Hell Elmo!
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June 5, 2017How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Fidget Spinner
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February 4, 2016Nerf Guns for Writers
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February 7, 2014Another Day in Bricksburg
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January 17, 2013The Right Time
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February 9, 2012The Consumer Product Safety Commission Has Issued a Voluntary Recall for “Baby Boomers.”
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May 12, 2011Forthcoming Offerings from K.B. Cockfoster’s Toy House & Futurarium, ca. 1896
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December 21, 2020Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo
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January 11, 2021Grendel Should Not Have Rampaged Through Our Capitol, But Slaying Him Will Only Further Divide Our Clans
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January 4, 2021Here’s How Time Works In 2021
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
