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All posts tagged
toys
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December 11, 2018An Open Letter to Gift-Givers of Noise-Making Toys
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December 19, 2017This Year’s Must-Have Toy: Console-Me-Because-2017-is-Hell Elmo!
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June 5, 2017How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Fidget Spinner
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February 4, 2016Nerf Guns for Writers
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February 7, 2014Another Day in Bricksburg
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January 17, 2013The Right Time
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February 9, 2012The Consumer Product Safety Commission Has Issued a Voluntary Recall for “Baby Boomers.”
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May 12, 2011Forthcoming Offerings from K.B. Cockfoster’s Toy House & Futurarium, ca. 1896
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December 22, 2010An Open Letter to Beyblade Metal Fusion
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November 30, 2010Barbie is a Product of Her Environment
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November 29, 2023Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped
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December 4, 2023The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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November 28, 2023Please Buy Tesla’s Cybertruck, Which Is Cool, Not Stupid