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All posts tagged
toys
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December 18, 2019I Am Your Big Mouth Billy Bass, and I Only Sing Schubert’s “Erlkönig” Now
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December 11, 2018An Open Letter to Gift-Givers of Noise-Making Toys
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December 19, 2017This Year’s Must-Have Toy: Console-Me-Because-2017-is-Hell Elmo!
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June 5, 2017How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Fidget Spinner
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February 4, 2016Nerf Guns for Writers
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February 7, 2014Another Day in Bricksburg
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January 17, 2013The Right Time
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February 9, 2012The Consumer Product Safety Commission Has Issued a Voluntary Recall for “Baby Boomers.”
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May 12, 2011Forthcoming Offerings from K.B. Cockfoster’s Toy House & Futurarium, ca. 1896
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December 22, 2010An Open Letter to Beyblade Metal Fusion
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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December 3, 2024A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat