In honor of the release of Dear McSweeney’s: Two Decades of Letters to the Editor from Writers, Readers, and the Occasional Bewildered Consumer, crossword wunderkind (and Dear McSweeney’s contributor) Brendan Emmett Quigley has designed a brand new puzzle just for us. The first ten people to successfully complete the puzzle will receive a complimentary copy of Dear McSweeney’s. Send your completed puzzles to with the subject line “crossword” to participate.

Click here to download a PDF of the crossword.