Abel
Johnson
Stream
Either “Echo” or “Frances” [Still deciding.]
Rock
Forrest
Mercury
Dinosaur
Paper James
Kitty
Medusa
Apple
Perhaps
No Way
Bob
March 2, 2002
English-Language Names My Chinese Acquaintances Chose for Themselves
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