Granite walk-in closet
Stainless steel armoire
Functional paint
Duplex master suite
Jack-and-Jill-and-Jeremy sinks
Man yurt
Massaging deck
Bedazzled countertops
Convection nursery
Gas-burning sink
Non-sexy neighbor girl who can babysit
“Dream. Laugh. Love” room
Lap pool table
Triplex master suite
Sensual backsplash
Breakfast-and-wistfullness nook
Rhode Island closets
E-meter cabinet
Walk-in oven
House consisting entirely of master suite
August 16, 2012
Features I Demand In a Home After Watching HGTV’s House Hunters
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