Send your list submissions to email@example.com.
Features I Demand In a Home After Watching HGTV’s House Hunters.
Granite walk-in closet
Stainless steel armoire
Duplex master suite
Non-sexy neighbor girl who can babysit
“Dream. Laugh. Love” room
Lap pool table
Triplex master suite
Rhode Island closets
House consisting entirely of master suite
SUGGESTED READSList: HGTV Program Or Film About Human Trafficking?
by David Harnden-Warwick (1/6/2011)
HGTV Magazine’s “How Bad Is It?”
by Jim Tatalias (6/1/2015)
Ayn Rand’s Objectivist House Hunters
by Kyle Sammin (1/28/2016)
RECENTLYA Brutally Honest Social Media Job Interview
by Sarah Fader (10/21/2016)
Monologue: Why Won’t You Kids Go to Sleep and Let Me Read Badfinger’s Wikipedia Page in Peace?
by Ben Godar (10/21/2016)
List: 20 Ways to Talk to Me About Your Home-Brewing Hobby
by Darren Hoyt (10/21/2016)
POPULARWhen My Grandkids Ask Me What I Did to Fight American Fascism, I’ll Proudly Tell Them I Tweeted a Few Times
by Sam Spero (10/19/2016)
Moderately Motivated Gen-Xer for Hire
by Melissa Janisin (10/18/2016)
Thanks, Cindy, for Making Eye Contact Through the Bathroom Stall and Making It Super Awkward During the Department Productivity Meeting
by Anna Kemp (10/14/2016)