(the other one, the Ninja Turtle)

*In which he discusses the texture and viscosity of the fecal matter.

3 Who, although a gifted academic, is still a douche.

*Which is ironic, considering the electrocution and all.

(a gifted mime who spoke out against the regime)

12. Martin Handford, Where’s Waldo?: The Fantastic Journey (Cambridge, MA: Candlewick Press, 1997), 16.

(Admittedly, I didn’t read it, but I’d like to think I got the gist from the movie.)

8 Right? No, he did. I think. No, I’m pretty sure he did.

10. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Paul_Sartre