SEND YOUR MAN’S TEMPERATURE SOARING
Scrub with brush; remove eyes. Leave skin on if possible, or pare thin. (Rub skins with fat for soft skins; prick few hole with fork for steam to escape). Boil whole 30 min. Shake over low heat to dry, then serve buttered, with salt and pepper.
MASTURBATION MIND GAMES
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WHAT MAKES HIM TICK
“If you can get close enough to him to insert the device,” T said, “you must be very careful to remove the filling first.”
THE WORLD’S FOUR HOTTEST MODELS
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HOW TO UNDRESS YOUR DATE
1. Jesus Christ was:
THREE EASY WAYS TO RELEASE HIS INNER ANIMAL
1. Scalpel, prepared in boiling water. Have towels handy.
2. Liverwurst on a fork, positioned against the upper palate.
3. A sainted woman on a dark street, fingering the Cross of St. Jude. Waxing crescent moon optional.
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