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June 3, 2005

How Other School Subjects Would Be Spelled by People Who Refer to the Three R’s As “Reading, ’Riting, and ’Rithmetic.”

by Cecil Hoff and Rich Mehrenberg

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On the Cutting of Franklin Elementary’s Poker Budget

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by Jim Stallard
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by Todd Rovak
May 4, 2004

Beloit College Mindset List: 1918

by Adam Underhill

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by Shannon Reed
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
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by Dan Caprera
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by Marco Kaye

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by Marcel Duchamp
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Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs Revised for Modern Civilization

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