Mr. Clean? Of the Derbyshire Cleans?

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An Army of One … Dishonorable Man Who Is No Longer Invited to Our Private Balls.

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The Best Part of Living in a Claustrophobic Society With Little to No Social Mobility Where Individuals Are Valued for Their Land and Yearly Income … Is Folgers in Your Cup.

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Maybe She’s Born With It. Maybe She’s Destined for Spinsterhood.

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Dude, You’re Getting a Carriage.