An excerpt from Mommy’s On TV, Kate Gosselin’s forthcoming book of parenting advice for celebrity mothers, and a mnemonic for the names of her eight children (Joel, Cara, Alexis, Aaden, Collin, Madelyn, Leah, Hannah).
August 10, 2010
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