April is the cruelest month; May seems nice, but actually talks shit behind everyone’s back, including yours. I’d rather not repeat anything, but it’s said some pretty cruel things about you—especially when it’s drunk. All the months are assholes, when you get down to it. Except October. October’s really cool.
April 30, 2013
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