Bran Wads
Cocoa Plugs
Corn Chunks
Golden Cramps
Cinnamon Bombs
Red Dye #5 Rings
Almond Dismay
Lumpy Charms
Crumbly Hexagons
Oat Implosions
I’d-rather-be-eating-something-else Flakes
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Bran Wads
Cocoa Plugs
Corn Chunks
Golden Cramps
Cinnamon Bombs
Red Dye #5 Rings
Almond Dismay
Lumpy Charms
Crumbly Hexagons
Oat Implosions
I’d-rather-be-eating-something-else Flakes