Cereal Killer
Snap! Crackle! Death!
The Best to You Each Mourning
They’re Grrrrrrrrrrrrrief-Stricken!
Post Toasties, Post Mortems
Pink Hearts! Yellow Moons! Orange Stars! Green Clovers! White Toe Tags!
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Cereal Killer
Snap! Crackle! Death!
The Best to You Each Mourning
They’re Grrrrrrrrrrrrrief-Stricken!
Post Toasties, Post Mortems
Pink Hearts! Yellow Moons! Orange Stars! Green Clovers! White Toe Tags!