“Bended Knee in Gratitude for Your Generous Donation”

“Let’s Submit the Grant Application of Love”

“Your At-Risk Youth Outreach Program Makes Me Sweat”

“Ooh, Girl, Our Bylaws Don’t Prohibit Your Involvement in My Daily Operations”

“I Wanna Name a Park After U”

“I’ll Make Love to Your Matching Funds”

“Got 2 Chair Your Committee”

“Tonite’s the Nite We Update Our Mailing List”

“U Revised My Mission Statement”