Of all the things I own, I think my proudest possession is the cheap little trophy that says “GREATEST DAD IN THE WORLD” that I found in a dumpster.
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Of all the things I own, I think my proudest possession is the cheap little trophy that says “GREATEST DAD IN THE WORLD” that I found in a dumpster.