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ONE SMALL BLOW AGAINST ENCROACHING TOTALITARIANISM

“For those of us on intimate terms with the habits of American power, who have long been kettled at the edges of society, tarrying with illusions of democratic inclusion is dangerous business.” — Rich Blint

October 31, 2008

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