Trapped in bandwidth
Suffocating in workflow
Must onboard Carly

Follow the assets
Produce for millennials
Malcontent is king

Ping me brand guidelines
Touch base before EOD
Sync or we perish

Am I in the scope?
Aren’t we all client facing?
I die in Q4

Global engagement
Second screen the refugees
Snackable terror

SOW
ROI by EOD
OK LOL

Account lead rockstar
Monetization guru
Nihilist ninja

You don’t know someone
‘Til you walk a mile in
Their Snapchat Glasses

I am freemium
I have a proof of concept
My life is on brand

NDA my self
I am my own CEO
Insubordinate

Pivot your self worth
Rebrand with your therapist
Illusion of choice

Let’s hop on a call
Let’s put a call on the books
Dial-in silence

Set up a touch base
Can we take this offline?
Regroup with no one