Beige is the new black.
Black has been traded uptown for gray and a color to be named later.
Pastels have been placed on waivers.
Yellow has been reassigned to the farm.
Green is the new blue and yellow.
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Beige is the new black.
Black has been traded uptown for gray and a color to be named later.
Pastels have been placed on waivers.
Yellow has been reassigned to the farm.
Green is the new blue and yellow.