James Madison convinces the delegates at the Constitutional Convention that a monarchy is not the way to go. Also, a mnemonic for the characters played by Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (Professor Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Ernie Klump, Mama Klump, Granny Klump, Lance Perkins, Papa Klump, Young Papa Klump).
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.