James Madison convinces the delegates at the Constitutional Convention that a monarchy is not the way to go. Also, a mnemonic for the characters played by Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (Professor Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Ernie Klump, Mama Klump, Granny Klump, Lance Perkins, Papa Klump, Young Papa Klump).
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August 30, 2013
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