James Madison convinces the delegates at the Constitutional Convention that a monarchy is not the way to go. Also, a mnemonic for the characters played by Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (Professor Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Ernie Klump, Mama Klump, Granny Klump, Lance Perkins, Papa Klump, Young Papa Klump).
August 30, 2013
“People say kings bring leadership. Erroneous! Kings murder. Kings guillotine. Kings love power. Powerful kings yield powerless kingdoms.”
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