A haiku about ferrets and a mnemonic for the Seven Heavenly Virtues (prudence, fortitude, justice, restraint, hope, charity, and faith).
November 11, 2009
Phenomenal fur / Justifiably rodent / Hugs. Cuddles. Ferrets
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