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November 11, 2009

Non-Essential Mnemonics

Phenomenal fur / Justifiably rodent / Hugs. Cuddles. Ferrets

by Kent Woodyard

A haiku about ferrets and a mnemonic for the Seven Heavenly Virtues (prudence, fortitude, justice, restraint, hope, charity, and faith).

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