Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, and Loner.
BY TEDDY WAYNE
A picture is worth a thousand words, so this is worth fifteen-thousandths of a picture. You can choose glossy or matte printing, with higher prices for four-by-six or larger sizes, and framing is available. Now it’s up to forty-two-thousandths of a picture.
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