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Donald Trump – PMS 158

John Boehner – PMS 151

Charlie Crist – PMS 152

Arnold Schwarzenegger – Orange 021

Kenny Marchant – PMS 136

John Carter – PMS 159

Rand Paul – PMS 136

Mitt Romney – PMS 159

Sarah Palin – PMS 159

John Kerry – PMS 1595

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