“It’s Actually Surprisingly Easy Being a Pimp”

“I Swore I’d Never Vote Republican, but Their Tax Cuts for the Self-Employed Have Made Being a Pimp a Lot Easier”

“Come to Think of It, Big Daddy Kane Has Already Created the Definitive Work Vis-à-Vis Pimpery”

“Is ’It’s Hard Out Here for the Scarlet Pimpernel’ Pretentious? Yeah, I Thought So”

“So I Guess That Rules Out ’It’s Hard Out Here for George Pimpton’? Fuck”

“In Our Race to Describe the Difficulties of Pimping, Are We Not Forgetting the Ho Perspective?”

“Mission Pimpossible”