You’ve been hoodwinked!
You have been beguiled by my cohorts!
You are the victim of our flimflam!
You, unfortunately, are the jestee!
You are the one who was hornswoggled!
It is you the gomeril!
The previous contingency was an apery!
June 2, 2004
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
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