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June 2, 2004

Dialects of the Common Bumblebee

by Michelle Orange

bezzz (Arabic)
zzzzzz (Croatian)
bzzz (French)
zoem-zoem (Afrikaans)
bun bun (Japanese)
zhzhzh (Russian)
vzzzz, vzz (Turkish)
dzzz (Ukrainian)
bzz bzz (Swedish)
bzzz (Spanish (Spain))
bzzzz (Spanish (Argentina))

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