Q: Post-It notes were invented in 1980. Have you ever, at any time, used a Post-It note?

Q: Would you say it was sad/important when John Lennon died?

Q: Remember CHiPs?

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Q: Did you ever get a Rubik’s cube, take off the stickers, and put them back on to make it look like you solved it? Did you? Did you?!

Q: Sandra Day O’Connor. What an ’80s hottie, huh?

Q: People wore some funny clothes back then, didn’t they? Like jeans, jackets, shoes, jean jackets… Oh, what a time.

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Q: Who was cuter, Pac-Man or Ms. Pac-Man?

Q: Do you remember the lyrics to “Eye of the Tiger” [Wait and see if subject sings. If not, really try to get them to sing.]

Q: Joanie Loves Chachi, but did Chachi love Joanie?

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Q: Did you own one of these? [Throw Wacky Wallwalker at wall.]

Q: Remember Jelly shoes?

Q: What was with those crazy 1980s hairdos?

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Q: So what was with that “Where’s the Beef” lady?

Q: Where is the beef?

Q: What was with those crazy 1980s hairdos? Seriously, what was up with all those nutty ’80s hairstyles? I want a funnier answer this time!

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Q: Stone-washed jeans: run with it.

Q: How did you feel about Frankie telling you to relax?

Q: Do you think if the Michael J. Fox of 1985 time-traveled to today, you could kick his ass?

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Q: John Hughes, etc. etc. etc.

Q: Can you believe men wore pink in the eighties?

Q: Show me how you “Walked Like an Egyptian.” Now stop.

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Q: Where were you when Debbie Gibson bit the head off a bat onstage?

Q: 21 Jump Street. Whoo!

Q: Corey Haim and Corey Feldman: fucking?

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Q: Did you really feel “welcomed” to the jungle by Axl Rose, or do you think that was sort of just insincere, halfhearted graciousness?

Q: Spuds MacKenzie [Insert question here in case subject does not wax reminiscent on Spuds.]

Q: This is the year that the ‘80s sort of really just started becoming the ’90s, don’t you think?

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Q: Can you fill in the rest of this hot 1989 theme song? “Bad boys bad boys, watcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for…”

Q: Tell me how it made you feel when Zsa Zsa Gabor slapped that cop.

Q: Do you mind sticking around while we tape “I Love the ’70s”?