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Articles by
Claire Zulkey
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October 12, 2011Yet Another Unnecessarily Long Monologue By a Supervillain as He Prepares to Kill His Nemesis
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September 15, 2009In Case My New Young-Adult Novel Doesn’t Sell, Here Are My Backup Ideas
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September 30, 2004Secrets Revealed During VH1’s I Love the ’90s
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July 21, 2003Questions for VH1’s “I Love the Eighties” Expert Celebrity Commentators
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November 21, 2002Items From the Neiman Marcus 2002 Christmas Book
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July 8, 2002Terrible Fake Names
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June 10, 2002Actual Headlines from the March InStyle Magazine
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 24, 2020Bumper Stickers For Tesla Owners
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January 24, 2020Virginia Woolf Gets Locked Out of Her Room of One’s Own
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January 23, 2020The U.S. Department of Education’s Updated Student Loan Repayment Plans