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Articles by
Claire Zulkey
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October 12, 2011Monologue: Yet Another Unnecessarily Long Monologue By a Supervillain as He Prepares to Kill His Nemesis
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September 15, 2009In Case My New Young-Adult Novel Doesn’t Sell, Here Are My Backup Ideas
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September 30, 2004List: Secrets Revealed During VH1’s I Love the ’90s
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July 21, 2003Questions for VH1’s “I Love the Eighties” Expert Celebrity Commentators
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November 21, 2002List: Items From the Neiman Marcus 2002 Christmas Book
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July 8, 2002List: Terrible Fake Names
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June 10, 2002List: Actual Headlines from the March InStyle Magazine
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September 12, 2019List: 16 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40
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September 10, 2019List: I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo?” Years Old
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September 6, 2019List: Honest Academic Job Postings
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
