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Articles by
Claire Zulkey
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October 12, 2011Monologue: Yet Another Unnecessarily Long Monologue By a Supervillain as He Prepares to Kill His Nemesis
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September 15, 2009In Case My New Young-Adult Novel Doesn’t Sell, Here Are My Backup Ideas
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September 30, 2004List: Secrets Revealed During VH1’s I Love the ’90s
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July 21, 2003Questions for VH1’s “I Love the Eighties” Expert Celebrity Commentators
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November 21, 2002List: Items From the Neiman Marcus 2002 Christmas Book
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July 8, 2002List: Terrible Fake Names
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June 10, 2002List: Actual Headlines from the March InStyle Magazine
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?