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Claire Zulkey

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October 12, 2011

Monologue: Yet Another Unnecessarily Long Monologue By a Supervillain as He Prepares to Kill His Nemesis

CLAIRE ZULKEY
September 15, 2009

In Case My New Young-Adult Novel Doesn’t Sell, Here Are My Backup Ideas

CLAIRE ZULKEY
September 30, 2004

List: Secrets Revealed During VH1’s I Love the ’90s

CLAIRE ZULKEY
July 21, 2003

Questions for VH1’s “I Love the Eighties” Expert Celebrity Commentators

CLAIRE ZULKEY
November 21, 2002

List: Items From the Neiman Marcus 2002 Christmas Book

CLAIRE ZULKEY
July 8, 2002

List: Terrible Fake Names

CLAIRE ZULKEY
June 10, 2002

List: Actual Headlines from the March InStyle Magazine

CLAIRE ZULKEY

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