Snow Time Like the Present
Inn-Capsulated
High Tee
And Don’t Call Them Shorely
Hooks, Lines, and Thinkers
Noir Town
Hour of Braise
What’s Kneaded
Oui Like
Too Much of a Food Thing
Raising the Steaks
Tea Wrecks
Polar Wheres
A Cramp and Your Stylus
February 11, 2003
Regrettable Puns I’ve Used as Headlines at the In-Flight Magazine for Which I Work
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