I could never ride in a rickshaw—it’s so degrading. I’d rather watch a man slowly starve to death than pull me in a rickshaw.
ONE SMALL BLOW AGAINST ENCROACHING TOTALITARIANISM
“I cannot help feeling that the gun crisis is at the core of everything that ails our country.” — Owen King
May 14, 2007
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