Monday

DREAM: I’m on a train that keeps going through tunnels.

MEANING: I want to have sex with that blond girl from the gym.

Tuesday

DREAM: I show up for a final exam but realize I haven’t been to class all year.

MEANING: I want to have sex with that blond girl from the gym.

Thursday

DREAM: I’m in a plane that’s about to crash.

MEANING: I want to have sex with that blond girl from the gym.

Friday

DREAM: I’m giving a big speech and suddenly see that I’m naked.

MEANING: I want to have sex with that blond girl from the gym.

Sunday

DREAM: I’m having sex with that blond girl from the gym.

MEANING: I hate my mother.