Tall Eye for the Short Guy
Jew Eye for the Goy Guy
Jedi for the Darth Vader Guy
Philadelphia Eye for the Pittsburgh Guy
Arizona Diamondbacks Right-handed Reliever Matt Mantei for the Phillies’ Set-up Guy
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Tall Eye for the Short Guy
Jew Eye for the Goy Guy
Jedi for the Darth Vader Guy
Philadelphia Eye for the Pittsburgh Guy
Arizona Diamondbacks Right-handed Reliever Matt Mantei for the Phillies’ Set-up Guy