1. Valtrex
2. Suprax
3. Artax
4. Cairon
5. Famvir
6. Falkor
7. Aldara
8. Nighthob
9. Morla
10. Pegasys
STD medication: 1, 2, 5, 7, 10
NeverEnding Story character: 3, 4, 6, 8, 9
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1. Valtrex
2. Suprax
3. Artax
4. Cairon
5. Famvir
6. Falkor
7. Aldara
8. Nighthob
9. Morla
10. Pegasys
STD medication: 1, 2, 5, 7, 10
NeverEnding Story character: 3, 4, 6, 8, 9