Ten Sequels (In the Tradition of What’s Happening Now!!)

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1. Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Now?
2. Whose Line is it Anyway Now?
3. Everybody Loves Raymond Now
4. Who Wants to Marry a Multimillionaire Now?
5. Car 54, Where Are You Now?
6. This is Your Life Now
7. Who’s the Boss Now?
8. Have Gun — Will Travel Now
9. Hangin’ With Mr. Cooper Now
10. Something So Right Now

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