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The Next Thing Said After Select Famous Phrases.
British officer to Nathan Hale: “Me too, mate. We like multiple hangings.”
Mission Control to Neil Armstrong: “Wow, poetic. But between you and us, you’re pissing yourself right now, aren’t you?”
Jesus freak in crowd to John Lennon: “That’s not fair. It’s four against one.”
Aide to FDR: “And sharks. Lots of people are scared shitless of sharks.”
Bystander to Thomas Edison: “Then I guess my farmhands should form a think tank.”
Baseball player to Yogi Berra: “In the sense that you just said something stupid, yes.”
Second-in-command to Julius Caesar: “And you created a great phrase to illustrate ‘asyndeton’ for centuries to come.”
Sherpa to George Mallory: “My mule is there, too. I don’t see you climbing him.”
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