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All posts tagged
phrases
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March 7, 2017List: A Usage Guide to Timely Phrases Beginning with “As” and Their Lowercase Abbreviations
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November 16, 2016List: “If Mama Ain’t Happy Ain’t Nobody Happy”: Revised and Expanded
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November 23, 2015List: The Evolution of “Netflix and Chill.”
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October 1, 2015List: 21 Common Phrases that Shakespeare Invented
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November 9, 2012Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Phrase “Having Said That.”
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August 23, 2012List: Several Phrases More Accurate Than “This Isn’t My First Rodeo.”
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December 16, 2010List: Phrases I Use to Practice My Katharine Hepburn Impression
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September 17, 2009List: Phrases My Orchestra Conductor Has Said to Me That Could Get Him Fired if Said Out of Context
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June 27, 2008List: Phrases I’d Rather Not Be Used at My Funeral
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August 22, 2007List: Phrases Commonly Used by 1950s Housewives That Were Often Misinterpreted by the Housewives’ Husbands as Blatant Requests for Sex
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause
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May 23, 2019Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 49: Wrecking My Car, Part I