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phrases
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March 7, 2017List: A Usage Guide to Timely Phrases Beginning with “As” and Their Lowercase Abbreviations
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November 16, 2016List: “If Mama Ain’t Happy Ain’t Nobody Happy”: Revised and Expanded
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November 23, 2015List: The Evolution of “Netflix and Chill.”
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October 1, 2015List: 21 Common Phrases that Shakespeare Invented
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November 9, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Phrase “Having Said That.”
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August 23, 2012List: Several Phrases More Accurate Than “This Isn’t My First Rodeo.”
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December 16, 2010List: Phrases I Use to Practice My Katharine Hepburn Impression
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September 17, 2009List: Phrases My Orchestra Conductor Has Said to Me That Could Get Him Fired if Said Out of Context
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June 27, 2008List: Phrases I’d Rather Not Be Used at My Funeral
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August 22, 2007List: Phrases Commonly Used by 1950s Housewives That Were Often Misinterpreted by the Housewives’ Husbands as Blatant Requests for Sex
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”
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October 19, 2018Stoning Our Neighbors to Death Makes the Corn Grow High, and Elitist Liberals Should Stop Attacking This Traditional Value
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October 19, 2018Animals Got Problems: Everyone Is Exhausting
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October 19, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Levelers and Sharpeners
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October 19, 2018Letter of Recommendation for a Basic Male MFA Applicant