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August 22, 2007Phrases Commonly Used by 1950s Housewives That Were Often Misinterpreted by the Housewives’ Husbands as Blatant Requests for Sex
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May 25, 2007Phrases in My Apartment Listing on Craigslist That Most Likely Hurt My Chances of Finding a Renter
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November 8, 2006Phrases on the Marquee at the Local Strip Club to Cater to a More Literate Crowd
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April 14, 2006Common Phrases Not Written in My High-School Yearbook, for a Multitude of Reasons
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January 13, 2006Words and Phrases I Hope Never Appear in Front of My Name in Print
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April 20, 2005The Next Thing Said After Select Famous Phrases
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March 18, 2005A List of Phrases, Common in Our Language, That Become Awkward in a Dimension of Unending Pain
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February 11, 2004Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go in Europe: Useful Phrases
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September 26, 2003Grout-Related Phrases Written on the Grout in a Bathroom Stall (Most Likely Written While Sitting on the Toilet)
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July 29, 2003Actual Phrases from My American History Textbook
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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