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phrases

January 2, 2002

Actual Phrases Written between the 1/8" Wide Joints of a Field of 4″ × 4″ Ceramic Tiles Located above the Urinals in a Men’s Restroom

by Scott Ogden
December 13, 2000

Phrases Considered Handy by Makers of Ukranian-English Tapes for Car Service Drivers

by Elisa Zuritsky
October 2, 2000

Sixteen Phrases That You Won’t Find in Peru, in Any Language

by Jill D. Lawley
March 13, 2000

A Judgment of My Performance

by Megan Briscoe
January 24, 2000

Several Phrases That Have Never Been Uttered in Human History

by Marshall Sella

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May 25, 2023

A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician

by Ashley Ingle
May 18, 2023

HBO’s Sensitivity Reading for Entourage

by Max Davison
May 18, 2023

Cat Food Flavors Made by Cats

by Tori Multon
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by Emily Kling

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by Gracie Beaver-Kairis
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by Jesse Nathan
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by Dani Bostick
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Reasons Your Dog Is a Better Health Care Provider Than Your Doctor

by Bobbie Armstrong and Justine Cotter