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phrases

January 2, 2002

Actual Phrases Written between the 1/8" Wide Joints of a Field of 4″ × 4″ Ceramic Tiles Located above the Urinals in a Men’s Restroom

by Scott Ogden
December 13, 2000

Phrases Considered Handy by Makers of Ukranian-English Tapes for Car Service Drivers

by Elisa Zuritsky
October 2, 2000

Sixteen Phrases That You Won’t Find in Peru, in Any Language

by Jill D. Lawley
March 13, 2000

A Judgment of My Performance

by Megan Briscoe
January 24, 2000

Several Phrases That Have Never Been Uttered in Human History

by Marshall Sella

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June 14, 2022

My Favorite Controlled Substance Is Daycare

by Sarah Suksiri
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What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today

by Talia Argondezzi and Jared Bilski
January 14, 2022

What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You

by John Moe
June 16, 2022

How to Give Directions Like My Dad

by Charles Stayton

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June 28, 2022

I’m the Last Bottle of Ketchup at Mar-a-Lago and I Live in a State of Constant Fear

by Matt Fotis
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by Lucy Huber
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I Know What’s Best For You All Over the World: One Word: Abortion

by Sylwia Chutnik
June 28, 2022

Sure, the Supreme Court Is Making Some Bad Decisions. But at Least the Rest of Their Decisions Are Also Bad

by Eli Grober