June 27, 2008 Lists Phrases I’d Rather Not Be Used at My Funeral by Harry Burt “autoerotic asphyxiation” “found by cadaver dogs” “hopped up on goofballs” “minutes from rescue” “prehensile tail” Death Phrases Funerals Please help support our writers and keep our site ad-free by becoming a patron. Become a patron Subscribe to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency’s Substack Subscribe to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency’s Newsletter