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All posts tagged
funerals
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May 22, 2024How to Craft a Eulogy When All You Want to Do Is Crawl in a Hole
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April 17, 2024The Boys Are Back in Town (for Johnny’s Funeral)
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April 1, 2024What to Say When Your Family Opens Your Uncle’s Casket During His Wake and Finds It Empty
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November 14, 2019Introducing: Gender-Reveal Funerals
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October 18, 2019You’re Invited to My Destination Funeral
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March 22, 2019What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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February 11, 2009Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: A Simple Farewell
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October 31, 2008So You’ve Been Buried Alive
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June 27, 2008Phrases I’d Rather Not Be Used at My Funeral
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June 1, 2008The Convergences Contest: Cameras, Action! From Disney World to St. Peter’s Square, the Mediative Flight From the Immediate
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian