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All posts tagged
funerals
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May 22, 2024How to Craft a Eulogy When All You Want to Do Is Crawl in a Hole
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April 17, 2024The Boys Are Back in Town (for Johnny’s Funeral)
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April 1, 2024What to Say When Your Family Opens Your Uncle’s Casket During His Wake and Finds It Empty
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November 14, 2019Introducing: Gender-Reveal Funerals
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October 18, 2019You’re Invited to My Destination Funeral
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March 22, 2019What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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February 11, 2009Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: A Simple Farewell
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October 31, 2008So You’ve Been Buried Alive
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June 27, 2008Phrases I’d Rather Not Be Used at My Funeral
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June 1, 2008The Convergences Contest: Cameras, Action! From Disney World to St. Peter’s Square, the Mediative Flight From the Immediate
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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September 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait
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September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
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September 13, 2024A First-Year Teacher Learns to Use Adhesives from Her Mentor
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September 13, 2024Our Political Parties Have Totally Realigned
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September 12, 2024Voters Deserve an Explanation of Harris’s Flip-Flops, but Not One for Whatever Psychotic Thing Trump Is Saying
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September 12, 2024J. D. Vance Imagines a Day in the Life of a Pet-Eating Immigrant