When I die, I don’t want a fancy funeral. I just want to be cremated and have a few close friends take my ashes to my special private place, where I used to be alone, and scatter my ashes on the water and flush.
ONE SMALL BLOW AGAINST ENCROACHING TOTALITARIANISM
“Trump is so shockingly off-putting that my parents and I have been forced together, awkwardly floating on the same life raft with the other multigenerational dupes.” — Jesse Eisenberg
February 11, 2009
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